[ I N T R O ]

Once upon a time in a high school not to far away from here, a pirate and a ninja found eachother in the hallway. We don't exactly know how or why they met that faithful day but their conversation went a little something like this..

"Pirates."
"Ninjas."
"....PIRATES!"
"..NINJAS!!"
"Hey, hey! Fuck you alright. PIRATES MAN!!"
"Pfft, yea right. NEEEENJAS BITCH!!"

And so this little quarrel between the two went on for a good couple of seconds until finally...

"WAIT!! PIRATE-NINJAS!!"
"YESS!!!! IT'S BRILLIANT!!"
"But what if we turned it into a cult."
"o_____o That sounds a little... WAAYY TOO AWESOME!!"
"From now on, WE ARE THE PIRATE-NINJA.CULT!!"

So there you have it. The Pirate-Ninja.Cult was started by these two losers.
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[ A R R G . A N D . A H O Y ]

Rankage goes a little something like this.

#1 Lord and Master: cezia / fort.in[the]bras / dr. J A C K A L (~hackid)
#2 Sarge: misty / sarge / [link] (~silverfirefox666)
#2.5738843 Tucker: brennen / tucker (~OneWingedTucker)
#3 Duo: Allyce
#4 Dr. Sara Lee: Lydie
#5 Tweek: Linh (~Duurks)
#6 Pyro-Man: Kai / Steven

[ E T C . I N C ]

Cez: Sometimes I think we're just being stupid by promoting this. o___o Buuut, close-knit friends do crazy things. The Pirate-Ninja.Cult is just one of many crazy and stupid ideas out there. ...ahem.. DON'T STEAL MAH & MISTY'S CREATION BITCHES!!

So Long and Good Night people.